Our Rates:
Workshops/Speaking/Hosting: Inquire for rates
Ritual Services Work: starts at $475/session
TELL-A-GRAM! Telegram: $225 and up (depending on distance and extras)
Temporary Nuts: $212 for 17 minutes of performed service
Party Guest For Hire: $1420 - $1690/attendee depending on vibe, dress code, time commitment and mileage/travel
Notary Services: $10-$250 (extra fees for flourishes and/or travel)
Advice: $25 for 5 minutes (think Lucy from Peanuts)
Please contact us directly for performances not listed and with any questions.
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