Would you like to mark the occasion of finalizing a divorce? Do you want to celebrate landing OR quitting a job? Maybe you are moving into a new home? We would love to help! Whether it be with quick and dramatic bottle popping or a thoughtful, personalized ceremony. We are serious about finding ways to connect to the wide variety of events life offers us. May all your pain be champagne.

Are you looking to consecrate a relationship? With yourself? With someone else? Or maybe you just need someone to witness your love while making it official in the eyes of some silly bureaucrats. With the power vested in me by Open Ministry, I pronounce whatever ceremony we dream up will be possible.

Do you need to assure the legal authenticity of a person's identity and signature? Would you like a balloon to liven up this oft uneventful clerical event? Come on down to our “business” “office” on SE Belmont. Or, for an appropriate travel fee, we will happily come to you with as many balloons as you order up!